It’s Blake from stellarmaze.com, the baddest-ass Myer-Briggs site on the whole internet.
I’m writing to you because I need money to buy some crack so I can take things to the next level.
I need a lot of crack, thus donations.
Plus, I’m appealing to your blackened hearts in this most tender times of year – the holidays.
Plus, I’m half-Jewish, so I’m into guilt-tripping people…especially on the holidays.
So, in that light, open up them pockets and purses (um, just click the link) and start giving.
As we enter the 2020’s, we must prepare ourselves for a decade of plentiful bounty.
You know as well as I do that I am at the forefront of that revolution.
If you feel it in your bones or marrow, and especially if you feel it in both your bones and your marrow, then unleash the love.
Cause if you don’t, you better watch out, you better not cry, I ain’t coming down your chimney this year.
Think on all that I have done for you.
Hold on, let me remind you…
1. INFJ problem described, decoded, and solved.
2. ENFJ problem (too horny) almost solved.
3. INFP…I’m still working on that one, Jesus.
4. ENFP…um, yeah so anyway um like omg
Did I miss something?
You are on the ground floor of the most relevant enterprise in the course of human history.
I need crack.